Sunday, May 4, 2008

Studying is fun...

I just saw a woman wearing Croc sandals with socks. I don't know what to think anymore.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

New Job

I have a job. Basically, it's telemarketing, but I'm trained not to tell people that because technically I don't sell anything. And its true, I don't sell anything, I just ask people for their money to get nothing in return. How's that for awesome? Anyways, calling total strangers does have its perks (and it's downsides). Here are some things I have encountered thus far.
-voicemail that said "Jesus loves you so much, that he died for you. Please leave a message."
-a woman that told me her son and husband had recently been hit by a drunk driver. (Sad)
-have called several people that graduated from my college with degrees in 'home economics'
-I called Dick Cheney (NO JOKE, his wife when to graduate school in Colorado)
-I had a co-worker who had a woman on the phone who was declaring her "blackness" and kept declaring that "I ain't white, I ain't white!"

That's the most memorable things I can think of to date. Also, there is a british guy who works there and I am convinced that his cute little accent gives him a leg up.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Every Tuesday and Thursday....

Every Tuesday and Thursday I have class at 9:30 in the morning. Every Tuesday and Thursday, I see this one particular couple parting ways. Every Tuesday and Thursday I have to see this one particular couple smooching and saying goodbye like they are not going to see each other ever again. Ever. Seriously. They kiss and canoodle, and treat each other like puppy dogs. It's disgusting. I understand that people in a relationship kiss in public and say goodbye, but come on, I don't need to hear "I'm leaving on a jet plane" when I watch people part ways. And I also don't need other people rubbing it in my face that I am in fact, single. I'm certainly looking forward to tomorrow.


UPDATE: did see couple last Tuesday, and if I'm lucky, maybe I'll see them tomorrow.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

And...

if this doesn't prove that we're maturing our young girls to early, then I don't know what does

time to let go

I think you know its time not to bother calling a boy back when you have nicknamed him "vagina lips." But that's just me,

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Nothing New

My life is pretty uneventful right now, which makes having a blog a little useless but I have a thought. More like a rant. I REALLY hate it when people talk around during a lecture. I understand that greek life is the most important thing ever, but do you think you could keep your mouth shut for 50 minutes? Other people are trying to learn. Drives me NUTS. that is all.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

America's Role Models

Ok, so breaking news, Britney Spears' little sister, Jaime Lynn is pregnant. This is not only a problem because the adult Spears is already a horrific mother, but her little sister is 16. 16!!!!!!!!!! And of course this happens all the time in this damn country, but Jaime Lynn has her own little tweenage sitcom on Nickelodeon. And I just start thinking about this country's teenage girls in the celebrity spot light, and what an impact they have on the young people of America. There are really no excuses in my opinion. If you want to be rich and famous, you must willing to accept the consequences. You will photographed, A LOT, and people will want to imitate you. Take Lindsay Lohan. Cocaine, rehab, alcohol cosumption, all before the ripe old age of 21. Look at Britney Spears!!!! How many girls worship her, even now that she fell of the deep end! And then, little 16 year old pregnant Jaime, telling our nation's adolescents that you can a teen mother! But the really sick thing about that is that OK! magazine is paying Jaime $1 million dollars for the first pictures of the baby. Disgusting. Think about the young women that become pregnant after being raped, and can't afford to raise a baby. Where is their one mil? And wow, what a mother Lynne Spears is, teaching her kids about birth control.
Poor mothers of America that have to explain to their 9 year olds why their favorite tv character has a got a growing belly. Here is an article that addresses that very problem.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/19/spears.pregnant.feedback/index.html